Mommy is Dating

… mourning the loss of what were surely going to be good-luck panties

In no particular order:
1. People poop.
2. Men’s mouths aren’t located immediately north of their penises.
3. Women are not superior. If we were, we’d stop doing everything and start delegating.
4. Speedos.
5. Children don’t stay small and cute and sleep most of the day.
6. Gravity.
7. By the time you really don’t need the money, you start earning [...]