Day 13: Shower Together — What I Bought in Anticipation
Today’s Sexual Resolution challenge is to shower with your partner. I cannot tell you the terror that struck my heart (and loins) until I read a little further. Mominatrix (God I love her!) left me the option of simply taking an extra-long and, um, stimulating shower by myself.
The only problem in my house is that the shower head fell off a couple weeks ago, and I haven’t been able to find a handyman who’ll let me blow him in exchange for his services. That means I can take a shower, but the hot water runs out long before I can get anything besides a shampooing accomplished.
But, quick thinker that I am, immediately my mind is transported to the tub scene in the movie “The English Patient.” That scene is far superior to any porn vid I’ve ever slept through. My creative (creation?) juices were flowing immediately. I was so excited this morning, I took a little detour en route to work and did a little shopping. Here’s what I picked up:
- Pacifica Spanish Amber Candle & Soap
- Lollia Wish Bubble Bath
- “Aqua Erotica: 18 Stories for a Steamy Bath,” by MaryAnne Mohanraj
- Full-Size Gladiator Blow-up Doll
- Wet Wabbit
- and this ….http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/webcam_communications/webcams/devices/6333&cl=us,en
I’ll be spending the rest of the day trying searching for someone to Skype during bathtime. In the meantime, I cannot wait until the boys go to bed! I could plug them into the TV and jack the sound, close the bathroom door and lock it, if the lock wasn’t broken, too. If you know an easy handyman, send him my way, please.
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January 13th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Damn woman. You’re more prepared than the girl scouts. Or a porn star.
Or something like that.
January 13th, 2010 at 1:29 PM
You could say I’m putting together an emergency-preparedness kit. You know, just in case I get to the end of the month and actually hook up.
January 13th, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Please post a photo of your gladiator once you blow him (up).
January 13th, 2010 at 1:30 PM
I think I’m going to leave him slightly flacid, otherwise, I’m not sure how I’ll get him to spoon me from behind in the tub. However, there will be @ least one photo. I promise.
May 17th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
I feel like a peeping tom, reading all about your escapades. I enjoy your blog.
May 17th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
Thanks, Mike. Hope you peep around again soon! ;O