Mommy is Dating

This may have been the most challenging Challenge yet. At first I was mortified. Just the day before, for Challenge 13, I was forced to find a willing deperado to participate in my twext experiment. Now I’m going to have to shower with someone? Expletives are flying out my mouth like Chinese fireworks on the 4th of July. Yes, that’s a joke. Sort of.

But I’m a resourceful girl. I mean, really. You have no idea. And determined as hell. And the most challenging part of the challenge is, quite frankly, figuring out how to pull off a “meaningful” shower when my mother is in the other room.

Were you paying attention? “…my mother in the other room.” I can work with kids and pets and solicitors calling at all hours, but my mother in the other room? I abandon ship. I am resourceful but also pragmatic. It appears I’m going to have to pull-off Day 13 and Day 14 challenges (Commando) on the same day.

Usher in Thursday. AKA Day 14: Since I start the day commando, which results in a constant state of arrousal, I’m pretty much a whore to my own bad self. I treat myself to dinner and a couple glasses of wine, and just when I’m feeling that warm, tingling sensation all over but especially down under, I ask for the check. Let’s just say I put out when I’m treated right.